Homemade Nut Butter

You’ve got 3 days on the clock. And no Christmas present in sight. You are literally the worst. Santa wants nothing to do with you and is probably wrapping up your lump of coal as I type. Enduring the lines at the mall sounds about as appealing to you as shoving a Christmas tree where the … [Read more…]

Honey Hazelnut Pear Tart

Ah Thanksgiving… I pictured Thursday to be full of warm cups of coffee, giggles, light brushes of butter over steaming skillets…soft music in the background, wine more or less (but more preferred) flowing into my glass. To be honest, the entire day was a total f*ckfest of burnt onions, curse words, heavy whipping cream splatters, … [Read more…]